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Electromagnetics doesn't kill people. Andrei Nicolaide kills People. |
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Andrei Nicolaide wrote a book. It's called "General Electromagnetics". Some people refer to it as "The Bible". |
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Andrei Nicolaide does not sleep. He makes coils. |
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The chief export of Andrei Nicolaide is "restante". |
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There is no flesh and bones under Andrei Nicolaide' trench coat. There is only another set of coils, capacitors and resistances. |
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Andrei Nicolaide has two speeds. Walk, and "You're failed, you piece of shit student >:)". |
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The leading causes of death in the Romania are: 1. Hunger 2. Andrei Nicolaide 3. Andrei Nicolaide |
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Andrei Nicolaide drives a Tico covered in his past students' skulls. |
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Andrei Nicolaide has been related as the fore-father of Gangsta Rap. |
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Andrei Nicolaide has exterminated dinosaurs. |
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